Stupid Boi and Friends

So, I am not going to do one of these silly little 2010 year in review things...I will do a Friends in review thing.  I just want to talk about some of the great people that I have meet and continue to be in my life.  They will all have nicknames so it's a little game for them to figure out!

To the Alpha to my Omega.  Damn! You are the only person who can actually handle all the crazy shit I pull.  I am really glad that you are just as fucking crazy as I am...you just won't admit it. I hope that there are many happy returns for the two of us.  One of these days...we are going to end up in jail or famous!

Anita: I am glad that I got to give you that drag name.  I just have one question for you: How the hell you gonna have me on a couch? I am glad that I actually met you. Those two weeks made the world of difference to me.  It gave me that chance to know "That I could, if I really wanted too".  The other advise: "When you walk into the room, there are 30 people just like you..." made more sense then you will ever know!  It is amazing how you can let someone into your life that cannot be easily removed!

He was looking at me! I want to say thank you for all your help this year.  You really helped me through one of the darkest moments in my life.  You housed me when I couldn't and just helped me in so many ways.  You are one of the most AMAZING human beings on this planet. And that is from a Sistas Point of View.

The Russian Spy: I don't know how or why we connected...again! I guess that was destiny! I don't know how to begin to articulate how I feel about you.  All I know is, I want you to know that you are amazing and I admire you. 

I like your jeans:  Who are you? I feel at any moment this will turn into an episode of Touched by an Angel? We have a weird connection...I don't know how to describe it. I love it.  There is something deep within you. This is strange, but sometimes you make friends with someone and after a while it fizzles.  I love that little hint of green I see when I talk about hanging out with other people! Don't worry...nobody will replace you Pati Time!

To my favorite ladies club: You make me smile...everyday! I still don't know how I would have gotten through those dark moments without your support! Thank you!

To the man who "Pays my movie bills":  I really appreciate you! You are so much fun!  I really like going to the movies and hanging with you.  I can't wait to see what kind of trouble we get into! Get the bail money ready, y'all!  PS you little southern twang is fucking adorable!

Stubborn Monkey: I want you to know that I really enjoy having someone to text! I actually really like getting texts from you everyday.  It is really nice! I hope that the future shows you that some of us are really nice people.  I promise you that "this too shall pass" (a la Ditty).  I just want you to know that I have my first aid kit handy and I am always ready to help! One of these days you will know.

These are the people who stay on my text list at all times!  I really have enjoyed meeting you! 2010 SUCKED and can kiss my ASS. You guys were the ones who made it a Fun! If you can figure out which one you are let me know!  

Not like the movies, Stupid Boi!

Why can someone write a beautiful story and yet not live it?  I wish I had this fairy tale life where serendipity, luck and right place, right time met.  I always wait too long and then it's too late. I never get that second chance like in the movies.  You know the clandestine meeting that will continue to happen until it finally clicks. Well, maybe it has? Maybe I am just blind to it.  That is just what has been on my mind today!

XOXO,
Stupid Boi.

Stupid Boi's Greatness!

There are many difficult things in life.  I have spent my whole life feeling different then everyone around me. I just knew that my destiny was for greatness. Right now, I am homesick and wish that I could just pack it all up and move somewhere, where there is nothing to do and my friends and I could just party all day.  Alas, I am not on Logo's "A-List New York".  (Although, I would be a much better character!)

I realize that instead of chasing pipe dreams, I, in fact; know what my purpose is in this world.  I was put on this Earth to do one thing.  I know that sounds really cliche and no I did not hear the voice of G*D or anything like that.   I just know what my purpose is.  Now, if I could just figure out how to make more money doing it.

My friend, Luci, gave me the best wake up call.  She said to me "when you walk into that room, you realize that there are ten other people just like you..."  That is the best advice I have ever heard.  It had to do with something specific, but I think it translates to life.   Sometimes, it's just easier to blend into the crowd then to stand out; and sometimes its makes things easier when you realize you are not alone. 

I forgot to stop and look around at what I had, I have spent too much time trying to impress other people and taking the people in my life for granted.  I finally realized that my destiny is not greatness...it's gratefulness.   I have to be grateful for all the people who have touched my life.  I am not going to make some blanket statement about how everyone come into your life for a reason. Some people are just filler!

There are a select few people in this world that I would have to say have changed my life for the better.  Some have given me a sense of G*D and other spiritual information, some are the shoulder to lean on.  Some are there to just send you the text to say "hi" and make your entire day better. Then there are the ones who will lift you up, push you down, and slap you in the face.   All of these people are the best things that have happened. 

This past weekend, yet another person told me that I gave them the strength to "come out".   At first it made me a little angry...then I realized that I had done something great.  I always knew I was destine for greatness!  So off to new adventures...new heights...new lows...always grateful!

XOXO,
Stupid Boi

Stupid Boi at a Crossroads

You know the saying "never meet your hero!"   I have learned that lesson many times.  However, I feel that is only half the truth.  I feel that sometimes you make friends and then somehow they become your hero!  Sometimes, they say things to you that affect your whole out look on life. 

Someone said something to me in passing the other day and for some reason I have just been thinking about it a lot.  I guess that means it was really meant to be something that you needed to here. That's all I wanted to say tonight. Nothing too profound...just keep your eyes open and your heart full!

XOXO,
Stupid Boi

Stupid Boi's Rules of Friendship!

So I recently had a conversation about “friendship” and the rules surrounding it.  I think it is funny that there are these “unwritten” rules.  So in an effort to save people time I have taken the time to write down my Top Ten rules.  Feel Free to add any you would like!

1)      A friend must attend all functions related to friendship…i.e. weddings, funerals, birthdays, Court appearances, etc.  (Only acceptable excuse is death of a loved one or self!)

2)      Friends must complement other friends on appearance at least once a week.  Unless said appearance is not up to par with current group standards.

3)      Friends must tell friends if they have stepped out of line. (i.e. Bitch are you having a BBQ cause your grill is fucked up!)

4)      Every friend gets one good punch to be forgiven immediately.  (So make it good and make it count) (Jimmy John’s Ham Sandwich Incident of 2002)

5)      If said friend pisses you off, a three day waiting period must occur before discussion of violations. (Three Day Act of 2006)

6)      Never jeopardize friends or friendships by acting in a way that would social embarrass or cause the arrest of another friend.  (unless both parties are arrested, then it’s a good night)  

7)      All “Best Friends” must defend each other in the public eye, but may call you out in private.  (Best Friend Act of 1767)

8)      Any picture that will create revenue for a friend of someone famous is fair game, unless it causes irrevocable damage to said friends fame. (i.e.  any picture of people in drag = Fair Game, and picture of people blowing FOX news anchors= bad news)

9)      All groups of four must compare themselves to famous groups of four. (i.e.  Golden Girls, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  I’m Leonardo!)

10)   All grouping must attempt to complete Human spectrum.  (Our group is only one away!)

XOXO,

Stupid Boi